Why We?re Still At TechCrunch

Sometimes people ask me why we're still here even though we're owned by poopy pants Aol , and I'm all like, "Huh what? Oh I'm sorry I'm drunk, who are you again?" Lolz. Okay so the real reason that I and the rest of the TC team are here, despite the fact that we're all so incredibly and obviously?employable, is that we get to work with a bunch of geniuses all day every day. Seriously, it is awesome just getting to set a record/ be a part of this crazy time while also inadvertently creating jobs and keeping our own.

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